{"id":1286,"date":"2018-01-25T12:47:02","date_gmt":"2018-01-25T19:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/?p=1286"},"modified":"2018-01-25T12:48:31","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T19:48:31","slug":"i-have-long-hair-because-i-am-afraid-of-the-barber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/2018\/01\/i-have-long-hair-because-i-am-afraid-of-the-barber","title":{"rendered":"I have long hair because I am afraid of the barber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jessamyn\/posts\/967173329958?notif_id=1515705240941715&amp;notif_t=feedback_reaction_generic\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1287\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1287\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/hair.jpg\" alt=\"image of a braid as seen from the back\" width=\"479\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/hair.jpg 479w, https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/hair-150x300.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/hair-349x700.jpg 349w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I got my hair pinked up a few weeks ago. I like how it turned out. It&#8217;s fun having long hair, for the most part, but I get tired of hair being in <strong>everything<\/strong> all over my house. It&#8217;s not something that is well-known about me, but I don&#8217;t have long hair because it&#8217;s my perfect style choice (I think <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/iamthebestartist\/14115282070\/\">this one<\/a> might be), and I don&#8217;t have long hair because I am lazy, I basically have long hair because the <em>get-a-haircut?<\/em> decision tree is too complex and fraught with peril for me, so it&#8217;s easier just to grow it out. I live my life with intention in so many ways, but not this one.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure everyone has these little quirks about some part of their personality, this one is mine. I manage my anxiety pretty well most of the time. I decided that since this haircut decision paralysis is true about me, I may as well rock the long hair I have stuck myself with. Even <strong>that<\/strong> took almost a year of planning and preparation. Not preparation like psyching myself up, more like finding the right place, making sure it didn&#8217;t cost too much, making an actual appointment (thank you Bliss Salon for letting me do this over Facebook) and then getting my ass there, describing what I wanted (this is close, I was looking for something more orangey, they didn&#8217;t have that and I am still a little bent out of shape about it) and sitting in a chair talking to a (very nice!) stranger for hours.<\/p>\n<p>When I used to do the <a href=\"https:\/\/podcast.metafilter.com\/\">MetaFilter Podcast<\/a> with both Josh and Matt, we&#8217;d often spend the first five or ten minutes of every pre-tape session just bullshitting about either how much we hated Skype or how much we hated getting haircuts. It&#8217;s a thing I weirdly miss about the three of us getting together, feeling like the normative state of at least one community was &#8220;Oh yeah, haircuts amirite??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I do have a few other internet friends who feel like I do, one of them encouraged me to write this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/2018\/01\/i-have-long-hair-because-i-am-afraid-of-the-barber\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to I have long hair because I am afraid of the barber\"><p>I got my hair pinked up a few weeks ago. I like how it turned out. It&#8217;s fun having long hair, for the most part, but I get tired of hair being in everything all over my house. It&#8217;s not something that is well-known about me, but I don&#8217;t have long hair because it&#8217;s my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[605,604,83,4],"class_list":["post-1286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized","tag-hair","tag-haircuts","tag-jessamyn","tag-me","h-entry","hentry"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1286"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1289,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions\/1289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}