{"id":183,"date":"2008-03-02T22:17:06","date_gmt":"2008-03-03T05:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/2008\/03\/emergencies-averted"},"modified":"2008-03-02T22:17:06","modified_gmt":"2008-03-03T05:17:06","slug":"emergencies-averted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/2008\/03\/emergencies-averted","title":{"rendered":"emergencies, averted?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The pool has still not fixed the broken phone and I&#8217;m not sure what to do about it except continue to ask &#8220;Have you fixed the phone yet?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I got enough snow off the roof. When I went to swim at the pool I realized that I am all bruises up the arms and legs and I was a little sheepish in the shower about it. &#8220;It&#8217;s okay, I did this to myself!&#8221; Clearing off the roof without further ladder climbing &#8212; because I decided that was crazy &#8212; involved borrowing my friend&#8217;s half-broken roof rake (thank you Forrest!) and manipulating it through the two upstairs windows that I could open <em>and<\/em> open the storm windows for. So, the whole process was a bit like laproscopic surgery where the roof is large and the window is teeny and the rake is long and I am upstairs inside the house, standing five feet away from the open window trying to get a good angle so that I can push the last pile of snow off the far end. Also, did I mention all the electricity and telephone juice comes in the house through the same window, the one that opens? True. Did you know that if you hit that insulator with a rake at a certain angle that sparks fly off of it? It&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>So we&#8217;re supposed to get snow or rain this week. The pile of snow in the yard &#8212; created by the backhoe that my neighbor brought in to put the snow someplace besides the driveway &#8212; is now approaching ten feet tall and the neighbor kids are sledding down it. I am not joking. I have to say that the combination of my nifty AWD car and the new socks I got at the Cabot Hoisery have really minimized my annoyances with Wintertime this time around. I&#8217;ll have to take some photos before it all goes away, it&#8217;s really something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/2008\/03\/emergencies-averted\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to emergencies, averted?\"><p>The pool has still not fixed the broken phone and I&#8217;m not sure what to do about it except continue to ask &#8220;Have you fixed the phone yet?&#8221; I&#8217;m pretty sure I got enough snow off the roof. When I went to swim at the pool I realized that I am all bruises up the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,4,169,15,140],"class_list":["post-183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized","tag-jessamyn","tag-me","tag-snow","tag-vermont","tag-winter","h-entry","hentry"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}